Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess

Person 1: look at her outfit!
Person 2: I know right that girl came out looking a HAM

by TheyCallMeQ February 02, 2017

Ham

Salted, dried, or smoked flesh from the upper leg of a pig.

tiny slices of ham.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

ham

another word for your vagina

person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

HAM

Holiday Apartment Malta

Booking a HAM

by Lawine February 25, 2011

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.

Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!

by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008

HAM

A person is who is ugly; or not looking their best at the moment.

Girl tell me why i saw him today and he was looking ham.

by DaDon12 February 03, 2023