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The Pump

The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
by aurod April 16, 2022
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Pump a well

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well
by Wildbill123 May 10, 2018
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Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.
That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.
by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009
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recovery pump

The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
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Pump Bumps

Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.
by DWNumber1 August 2, 2009
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Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out
Omg my husband is a three pump Phil
by Vikingallan December 14, 2019
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