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post-clique 

A person that recognizes true friendship comes from really considering other people. This person finds a great distaste in elitist and segregation-like behavior. This person finds value in understanding where people come from, and appreciates the value in what "nerds" and "jocks" do. The only kind this person hates are those who feed upon the social order.
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...
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Post-Guilter 

Someone who posts there cause onfacebook/ social media and tries to guilt you into re-posting it.
Post-Guilter= 95% of you won't re-post this.. " Re-Post if you think it's wrong to smokecrackwhile pregnant"
Post-Guilter by JohnJohnJFN July 5, 2012

Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
Post-ratchet diet by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012

Post-Virgin Syndrome 

When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"

"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."

"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
Post-Virgin Syndrome by The Big V February 10, 2013

Post-Industrial Pioneer 

Someone who "goes back to the land" after the industrial period. A homesteader in today's society.
Watch the documentary 'Urban Roots' for the best examples. Similar movement in Flint, Michigan called "Flintopia."

Guy: "Why would you move to Flint, Michigan?

Other Guy: "To take back the land, I'm a PIP."

Guy: "A PIP?"

Other Guy: "Yea, a Post-Industrial Pioneer."

Post Acceptance Denial 

A.K.A P.A.D

The mentality achieved by the majority of Senior High School Students that have received University/and/or/College acceptances and now refuse to try in school any longer as they have no need to.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you study for that upcoming calculus text?
Bob: Fuck that, I already got into University/College name, I don't need to do shit.
Ray: Fuck you and your PAD (Post Acceptance Denial) Bob. I got rejected.

post-optimist 

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.