pirate shower

Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum

I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35

by cDickAnge January 3, 2016

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

Pirate Of the Caribbean

When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.

Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.

by BMX_RIder_6969 December 10, 2019

pirate

What you become when you want to play a game but can't afford to buy it.

Guy 1: I want this game, but I have no money. Time to download it off of some shady website and become a pirate.

by Person1582962 January 3, 2021

piratehunteranthony

the best mutual ever! he’s so cool and is very grateful for each follower! he’s an amazing friend and his discord server is the best. he gets all the girls and is very handsome! very charming man and very charming mutual! honestly the greatest

piratehunteranthony- the best mutual and will kiss you

by tots not piratehunteranthony June 27, 2021

Love-pirate

Noun:
1. One who leads on others in a way that suggests they only do it for the thrill.
2. One who manipulates others for attention and love.
3. A skank

"OMG, did you see how she was coming on to him?"
"I know! She is such a love-pirate."

by RKaDe March 15, 2009

Rubber Pirate

When you put a condom on one of your legs and proceed to hobble towards your lover groaning and yelling Argh whilst plundering her booty.

John: Hey man i was doing the rubber pirate all night!
Jack: Did you Plunder her booty?

by rockmetler June 4, 2012