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goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.
brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.
by xixzero October 20, 2008
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Shaky Pants

One who purchases miniscule vibrators in a seedy bookstore.
Look out---here comes Shaky Pants!!
by I'll Never Tell!! March 15, 2004
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Night Pants

Alternative, less common, term for pajama pants. The term has later been adopted to refer to children's training pants.
Hey, those are nice pajama pants.

No, they're my night pants.

Yeah that too.
by Night Pants McGee January 7, 2011
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fuckboy pants

They are the pants basically every teenage guy wears at school. You know, those beige khakis from American Eagle. They're beige and also come in black. Everyone knows someone who wears these. Most of the people that wear them are either popular or rich (or both.)

If you're walking down the school hallways and don't see a guy wearing fuckboy pants- you're dreaming.
person 1: Hey did you see that hot guy that just passed us in the hall?
person 2: No, what was he wearing?
person 1: Those fuckboy pants
person 2: Oh, there was too many guys wearing those, sorry!
by secrets in the world November 23, 2017
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vag pants

Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack
Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me

Wayne: Fuck u Matt i am only good at stand-by in Halo 2 not games that involve skill

Matt: Ya right your just a vag pants.
by Ross the Great August 28, 2006
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bag of pants

Someone disposed to wearing his low-riders at knee level thus completely revealing both underwear and outerwear.
I wonder if that bag of pants is wearing a thong?
by dreadsocks August 15, 2005
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Humfrey Pants

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
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