Mexican Virgin

Never married overly horny yet hard-core Catholic Mexican girl who remains unorthodox chaste on her wedding day.

Before marriage she is intensely horny but at the same time is a hard-core Catholic who is 100% committed to her faith. Normally grows up in small farm village where the immorality of Mexico City, Guadalajara or Monterrey does not exist. While growing up in said small village, heavily indoctrinated into Catholicism which includes staying chaste until after marriage.

In order to stay chaste but at the same time satisfy her urges, she will take it up the arse and in the mouth. Due to the lack of promiscuous girls in her village she has nearly ass/mouth fucked all the men in her village as she is the only puta around.

On her wedding her hymen is still intact.

Pedro: "Oye Juan, did you fuck Esmeralda en la panoche last night?"

Juan: "No Pedro, I only got a blow-job and fucked her in the culo, you know she is a Mexican Virgin."

by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

mexican stroller

A shopping cart, so called because many mexican people without cars take carts home instead of just carrying their stuff.

My car has a nasty scratch from where it was banged by a mexican stroller.

by Danny Fehlings November 16, 2007

mexican breakfast

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.

"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"

by BlackboyT October 20, 2006

Mexican Screwdriver

Any tool other than an screwdriver (usually duct tape) used to fix an object, mostly by mexicans.

Ordale way, give me that mexican screwdriver, i need to put my nike choos back together vato.

by harry bojangels April 4, 2010

mexican shower

A splash of Brut and a new T-shirt.

When one doesn't have enough time to shower before going to Wal-Mart they take a mexican shower.

by bucketnuts April 21, 2010

Mexican Hurricane

The act of splattering very runny diarrhea onto your partner(s) (typically by standing over him/her while defecating, but is also possible with skilled direction of explosive/projectile diarrhea) and then ejaculating semen on top of it and swirling it around to make a creamy brown mix. Works particularly well on the back or stomach.

Bitch: I want you to do an extra creamy mexican hurricane on my face.

Steeze: Sure, but no vomitting, okay?

by SoMuchSemen May 2, 2010

mexican joker

Oh so you seen the new south park episode.

Any of them could be Mexican joker.

by Free reeeeee September 27, 2019