Skin Wizard

Jordan Reeves

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!

by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021

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Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day

Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck

by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011

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A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

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Birthday Skins

Having wild sex on your birthday.

Damn, today’s my birthday. I’m finna get me some birthday skins.

by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022

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Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

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