Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 27, 2022

Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-

by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Jam

When a good song is played on the radio, playlist, etc. Phrase often used by a streamer xQcOW.

Man , this song is a Jam.

by limex April 30, 2021

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022