fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform

Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!

by timmmmber January 23, 2025

Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

by anonymous January 30, 2025

fruit loops special

the act of sticking your penis into a fruit loop and wearing a toucan costume

i can’t wait to go home and do the fruit loops special with my wife witch i so need.

by aldo2cool February 2, 2025

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.

I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!

by DTune February 11, 2025

pls fruit

something blox fruit beggars never shuts up about

me: grinding light on snow village
blox fruit beggar: pls fruit pls fruit pls fruit

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 19, 2025

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025