Ethan

fuck you colin allyn im going to put you in my computer and sell you into the chinese slave trade for 3 sugar skulls

colin is a whore for ethan

by FUCKYOUCOLINALLYN June 23, 2023

Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.

Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.

by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 23, 2022

Ethan

a person who has many talents like giving head in 2 different ways

being a fukn snack

someone:i love how ethan can do alot of different stuff
someone else:yeah what a great guy

by ethanschmethan March 16, 2021

Ethan

The definition of what love looks like. Will bend over backwards to protect those he loves the most. He’s so strong willed in his beliefs and is not shaken very easily. He’s very athletic, strong, patient, loving and overall an amazing guy. If you find yourself an Ethan, never let him go. He will change your life in ways that you’ll never expect. Ethan, if you’re reading this, know that I love you with everything I’ve got.

Me: You see that boy?
Someone: Yeah
Me: That’s my boyfriend, Ethan

by Skthedub December 22, 2021

Ethan wright

Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants

Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.

by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023

Ethan

I dude with some friends mostly girls. Can pull but waits too long. And usually has a massive cock

Person 1: Hey whose that guy with that massive buldge
Person 2: oh you know it’s just Ethan

by Therealdefinition2022 January 15, 2022

Ethan Postmus

This sexy mother fucker has a 17inch dick, to bad he swings for men bc hes a faggot

Bro stop being a Ethan Postmus

by ellcastillleng August 8, 2023