An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
by Feb September 2, 2008
Get the Schmoe-donkeymug. When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.
by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014
Get the Semen donkeymug. When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.
Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011
Get the Donkey inkblotmug. by Anonymous April 23, 2003
Get the Beetle Donkeymug. V.
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To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
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To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008
Get the catch the donkeymug. Much like a Donkey Punch but insread of using one's fist they use a flying knee thrust to ensure an epic orgasm.
by Allupinya316 October 22, 2017
Get the Donkey kneemug. by Kelley B January 13, 2008
Get the shit donkey ballsmug.