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Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
by Feb September 2, 2008
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Semen donkey

When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.
I was fucking this girl so hard I gave her a "semen donkey"
by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014
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Donkey inkblot

When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.
Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot

Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011
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Beetle Donkey

A person who is hollow-minded. Dumbass with a hollow brain capacity.
Floyd

"Hey that guy is such a beetle donkey"
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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catch the donkey

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008
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Donkey knee

Much like a Donkey Punch but insread of using one's fist they use a flying knee thrust to ensure an epic orgasm.
I was pounding her asshole and leaped to my feet to jump and deliver a VICIOUS donkey knee
by Allupinya316 October 22, 2017
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shit donkey balls

a phrase to use when something goes horibly wrong
by Kelley B January 13, 2008
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