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Wuv wuv disease

When you see little Amy, you start to wuv her instantly
I think Fliqpy has wuv wuv disease
by bíc xi September 19, 2017
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Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.
Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!
by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017
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Erica-Nervosa Disease

A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.
Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?
by muck Mucks October 20, 2017
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Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.
My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.
by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017
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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017
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the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.
by Naynau February 21, 2018
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