Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.

Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.

by jfd ksm October 30, 2011

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 12, 2006

cut and flush

well cut is a slang term for burying it deep. I took it a bit further for normal men and added flush, the act of beating the girl you got pregnant so badly that she ends up removing the stillborn fetus toilet style. realease the hounds!

yo beavers, whatever happened to that beautiful southern gal azalia?

well, i ended up having to cut, (pause) cut and flush.

by thomas j refferee August 27, 2007

cold cut combo

A vagina that is not warm after or during intercourse fills cold in tempter

This girl had a cold cut combo

by Pandabear92520 February 18, 2018

Cold Cut Combo

A good sandwich

Jack:That was a good cold cut combo with mayo.

by A good sandwich February 26, 2018

Stinky Cut Up

The act of fornacation with someone male or female who is unclean. Therefore producing a rank and unpleasant odor.

Dave - "Hey man I got some booty from that crack hoe last night."

Marcus - "You mean you got some Stinky Cut Up? Damn bro thats nasty!!"

by OT Express February 5, 2010

Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018