Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

chocky ripple

Catching someone's fart and putting it in their own face

Clint caught marks chocky ripple (fart) and put it in marks face

by Muntz November 22, 2013

clock z's

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

by Caliado December 1, 2014

clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

by WPC August 12, 2015

clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class

" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"

by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016