Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School
by BaseballFan1111 September 02, 2014
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hope christian mid school

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
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Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Pronounced: Mc-Pee

innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.
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A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.
by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
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many homosexuals in a homophobic school 😍 most kids are stuck up barbies or bogans along with the alt kids and kids with zero style what so ever. the religion gets forced down everyone’s throats to the point of hatred towards every staff member.
calvary christian college townsville is fucking dumb ☺️☺️
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Judeo-Christian values

A buzzword used by watered-down pussy right-wingers (like Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, or all of Fox News, for example) trying to appeal to arrogant self-described "centrists" or "center-rightists", and which is understood by non-anti-religious conservatarians as meaning enlightenment values like free speech, and by Bible thumper rednecks as not letting'em gays hold hands. The main reason this buzzword gets used is because it can appeal to both of these demographics (which are this phrase's main target audiences), by meaning wildly different things to wildly different people. The reason these very different groups (sometimes) serve as audience for the same talking heads (Ben Shapiro et al) is that they both hate the authoritarian SJWs, albeitly for different reasons, and people will sometimes group by the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
Jordan Peterson or whatever : Western Civilisation is based on Judeo-Christian values.

SJW: "Judeo-Christian values" is a RAYCIST dogwhistle!
Normal person: Western Civilisation is based on Enlightenment values, because people in Europe stopped thinking of the (Christian) church as infallible sometime during the Renaissance, leading to technological advancement. Also Judaism was insignificant in the Europe of this time, when compared with Christianity.
Donald Trump or whatever: There is an attack, there is an attack, on Judeo-Christian values. And how tremendous... There is a tremendous attack, there is.
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Welcome to Florida Christian School! We are non-denominational affiliated school, yet we are condescending of the Catholic church and our entire staff is Southern Baptist. Don't be fooled, we will some how take your money, one way or another. From forcing your children to walk miles in a Walk-a-thon, to, having hundreds of "No uniform days". Think we will put the money back in the school by upgrading it? You will start seeing updates about 10 years after fund raising with low quality construction and paint. Our priority is to teach the world using the Bible. By saying this, this means that if your child doesn't pass Bible class, they can not graduate from Florida Christian School. Most students who graduate, end up going to Miami-Dade, or other unknown "colleges". Every year we raise the price of tuition, but do not worry, if your family goes to the same church as Dr. Andrew, your child will be able to go to the school with no tuition fees; because people who actually pay, are paying for your child as well. Not all teachers have teaching degrees. There is a total of 4 electives to take, and low quality teaching. The children of teachers are treated as gold and get to go to the front of the lunch line while other student, who pay, have to wait in the heat to eat the low quality, D rated, cafeteria food.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.
Student 1: "So what was for lunch?"

Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"

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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."

Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."

Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)
by Alumni Student February 02, 2011
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