Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Man Child

Caden

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child

by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021

child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

Child

Leo Filippello

Leo Filippelo acted like a child when he ran away from his feeling being hurt

by Leoisachild February 6, 2021

Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 26, 2022