Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.

by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011

The South Carolina

When you secede your penis from the union of a vagina, to go join the confederacy of another vagina

Tommy pulled a quick The South Carolina on me

by Yung Dollar May 4, 2017

Little Brother of South Carolina

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...

The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.

by mcclellando October 14, 2017

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019

Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.

I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!

by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020

Pulling a Carol

This is when you hit the white ball in while playing 8 ball pool

Wow you are trash at 8 ball pool for pulling a carol

by T4ace February 11, 2021

the north carolina trio of the damned

idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one

Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021