cow

domestic spotted animal

cow goes moo

by catsrulesomuch January 5, 2020

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

Cow

ur mom

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"

by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021

King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.

Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."

by Ldread June 1, 2023

milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.

After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022