brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy
Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
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brandon andres

It's a guy who will be quiet and shy but the out of no where he is a bitch. He will talk to you if only you have money. Has no life and plays games all day. He has very dark humor.
A bitch and a pussy . Brandon andres for you there.
by Brandon andres March 22, 2017
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Let's go Brandon

A way to insult the worst president in history. Code for Fuck Joe Biden
These prices are high man, Let's go Brandon
by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2024
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Brandon

Gamer and he likes boys. He eats poop and drinks pee. He is very silly
Oh look it’s Brandon eating poop!
by o-doggydog December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Look at that brandon
by maiwand December 29, 2023
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