When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.
by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
Get the epik brandonmug. A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.
by zayhoops May 5, 2023
Get the Brandon Shamblinmug. by aymjee July 11, 2024
Get the ike aka brandonmug. by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. by that guy man pal February 10, 2022
Get the brandon plashamug. He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
Get the Brandonmug.