goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 06, 2024

Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!

What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.

by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 19, 2017

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker July 31, 2015

Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 07, 2022

Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024

Blair pipes

to have sex with, sexual relationship

he was going to blair pipes with her saturday

by anal gland September 24, 2022