Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

Zoned

to walk up to someone, fart, and walk away like nothing ever happend, leaving the victim to smell the fart.

Rich just totally Zoned that lady! I smelt it from here!

by Bobby41 March 3, 2008

p'zoned

beaten, owned, powned

he just p'zoned ur arse

by Evel_Knievel jajaja September 23, 2003

zoner

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

by patrice December 13, 2004

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

Zoneface

A strange and really embarrassing face you make when you start to really get into a video game.

Dude, when you were playing Grand Theft Auto last night your zoneface looked like your were trying to stretch your upper lip to your eyelid.

by boy_you_bigg January 23, 2010

friend zoned

When a person lets you down when you ask them out and they say "We're just friends." or "You'll always be a friend."

Person A doesn't like Person B because Person A believes that there just friends. Person A rejects Person B on dating each other because Person A believes there just friends. This is a example of being friend zoned

by cdwk sacmska June 5, 2018