Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.

“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’

by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

Triple C

When a female has a huge booty, she’s thiccc, Triple C

Yeah, I know bro but look at that girl she’s a triple c

by EaterOfCoochie December 24, 2018

Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days

“Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”

by fullsend101 September 27, 2018

Triple Bunk

Outside in the real world a regular bunk bed is 2 beds stacked on each other while in prison they have triple bunks

to save Room

Bunk bed-2
Triple Bunk-3

by EmJayee January 6, 2020

triple h

text lingo that represents the 3 h’s: High, Horny, and Hard

i told that girl from the party i was triple h and we smashed all night

by lexin October 29, 2018