space-time

The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.

You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.

by Guido1 March 7, 2008

jew time

The time schedule that people of jewish orientation use; Being on jew time means one is incapable of being either early or on time.

I told her to be here for 3 but she's on jew time so she didn't show up till about 410.

by Jamamay April 2, 2011

time to dip

An expression meaning "time to ditch" or "let's get the hell out of here".

AKA "dippin' time"

"Fuck man, there ain't no alcohol here"
"I guess it's time to dip"

by some like it hawt April 11, 2010

Time

Something that literally passes you by, hardly ever waves or expresses any form of amiable communication, and more often than not mocks you from its set place in history saying such things as, "Remember when..?" and, "You can't change me," and (most depressing of all), "Ain't is a shame that you took me for granted?"

"Man, I remember this one time..."
"I just wish I could go back and change that time in my life when..."
"I wish I could have appreciated it when..."

by theProtagonist August 4, 2012

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

Bullet-time

A state of mind in which one speeds up their own reactions to a point where their own sense of time is altered and the world around them seems to have slowed. This causes the illusion that laws such as gravity have been bent, and the air around you feel like water, because you cant move or fall any faster than normal. People who can manipulate this can accomplish incredible feats that are seemingly impossible to do in real-time.
(Note: Bullet time is measured in relation to the speed of a bullet, hence the name.)

I was fighting these dudes, and then they pulled out guns. Then i went into bullet time; they never saw me coming.

by Jay C October 2, 2003

part-time Hipster

One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.

Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?

Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.

Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?

Part-time Hipster: damn right!

by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011