Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)

Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"

by Gay_kid June 17, 2021

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025

Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance

Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!

by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019