Google News

Google News is a news aggregation service provided by Google that compiles and displays news articles and headlines from various sources on the internet. It uses algorithms to curate and organize news stories based on user preferences and interests.

"I rely on Google News to stay up-to-date with the latest headlines and news articles from a variety of sources.”

by Davellin September 25, 2023

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

Google

One of the best search engines to ever exist on the internet. Not only one of the most efficient search engines to ever exist, but Google also has so many results for what is being searched that it is impossible to actually reach the last search result available. Not only that, but Google also is reliable for helping or doing your homework and answering any questions that might come upon anyone's concern

Person 1: "Yo I can't figure out what the meaning of life is..."
Person 2: "Just Google it..."

by 7God December 23, 2016

Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 28, 2021

google password

the most complex fucking thing in the world

my password: "ooga booga 7&"
google password: "VKRtyu8viweby8I&Y TE^*& HN&37t867868767878^^*&&*^&*^&*^^&*^*&^*&*^&:)n7bgrvfyih7nbi8en3hg2yvtFVFTFFTTFCCTTRV*&H^(*N #&(*^&*W657875ryoure gayhygtyhgthygthyygthygtyhgthygtJHHHHHHHHHHHH@B&* #BH68j63657%%^%^65754784678o6589689^%&(^%*%$&*^(^%$#^%*&%$#$"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

game tab google

that is how you describe fuckin' retards who can't read properly

hey, game tab google is here!
oh fuck no, not again..

by UrbanPapa July 9, 2025