Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl

Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."

by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020

toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt

I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries

by Slimdaddy November 9, 2020

Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.

After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.

by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020