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National No stupid holidays day

Person 1: Hey it's national no stupid holidays Day
Person 2: Finally!
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Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!
by RP January 31, 2005
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What is it like being stupid?

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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Do You Have the Stupid?

A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?
by Ooga_booga____ April 10, 2019
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keep your stupid on a leash

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron
This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019
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Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.
Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022
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Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome

DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.
Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.
by DarthSandpaper September 9, 2021
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