Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

stiffmaster

stiffmaster, a person that gets laid

damn he must be a stiffmaster

by maximum maxi pad August 5, 2022

stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

stiffy tiffy

From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must

I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.

by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 12, 2022

Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.

my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.

by Chubsalot October 31, 2022

stifflify

is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.

Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023

stiffles revenge

After you bang your bird you reach under bed for your cum sock. You slip it on your hand like its a sock puppet. When you get ole girls attention you yell "Arrrggghh i gots your booty now take the revenge of Stiffle the Forth" and rub the sock on her mouth as it were kissing.

Bro 1: man Amy was still spitting and complaining of the cuts to her lip from my cum sock.

Bro2: OMG you did not! You let her be attacked by Stiffles Revenge? You heartless prick.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023