Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.

Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!

by Joseph Spadafino, PhD October 8, 2011

Smackin' the Sack

1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack

1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?

Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?

Man 1: Sure!

by TheCyclopsMan December 9, 2011

Smackjack

The act of smacking your girlfriend, and/or violently laying the smackdown on her stupid mouth.

Girlfriend: "Hey, your an idiot with a stupid mouth!"

James/boyfriend "Say that again and I'll lay the smackjack on yo ass!!!"

by Russ Diesel October 27, 2011

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

smacked face

to be high as a kite

Sally was smacked face after taking acid

by djvsnusv December 4, 2011

Smacking Talk

The act of building yourself up before some sort of competition, usually involving Dance Central.

"Man, Kelly sucks at Dance Central, she's going to lose so bad to me on Saturday." - Smacking talk

by Nemo Braesch December 5, 2011

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011