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Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
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Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022
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duckbilled slapperpuss

The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !
by The Cat 🐈 July 9, 2022
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Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water
Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.
by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 23, 2022
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Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”
by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022
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The slaps

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day
by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022
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Tank slapper

Tankslapper is when a car has sudden oversteer due to many different conditions depending on suspension or drivetrain setup.

One possible origin for the word is old WW2 tank crew vetetans taking careers as racing drivers during 1950s and dubbing the natural effect of inertia as a "tankslapper" as the weight of a tank usually centered around the rear due to storing ammunition.
"A nice save from Senna from a massive tank slapper at the European grand prix!"
by NaggerNick September 30, 2022
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