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Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.
I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.
by Winclemo March 9, 2008
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Fifa Pack opening

A really cringy thing youtubers do in there youtube videos which cringes the fuck out of most people
Hey guys welcome back to Barcelona Madrid UTD (youtube name) and today i will be doing an extremely overpowered Fifa Pack opening starting with this pack i actually spent 50 bucks on earlier today.
by Ucringeme March 2, 2017
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pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.
Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.
by TristanBob January 2, 2009
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pack your own heat

BYOG.
Bring Yo' Own Gun, mutha-fucka.
"Yo cuz, yo' know this part-ay is BYOG, you'll get iced unless you 'pack your own heat'."
by Diego September 4, 2003
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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."
by Ritzabee December 21, 2008
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Jason the pack god

A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.
Jason the pack god has struck again!
by Official def July 9, 2020
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Ipplepen Fudge Pack

This is where 3 Ipplepen males all insert their penis's into a hot steaming turd, and continue until the have destroyed the said turd and wipe it on eachother!
Hey Dave did you hear about the lads oding an ipplepen Fudge Pack the other day?
by Reilly O'nizzle July 7, 2008
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