Piggy packer 

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

Piggy packer by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Speed Packer 

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

Speed Packer by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

Loud Mic Packer 

1. Regular packing with a loud tone of voice. 2. Loud gibberish, mumbling, static, or repetitive incomprehensible sounds, usually Loud Mic Packers use Fl studio to make their voice sound louder.

"I heard Justin the Low Mic Packer is becoming a Loud Mic Packer because its the new trend"

Loud Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 7, 2020

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

Packing a Trout 

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

the kennedy package 

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018