Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.
Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.
by GeminiThief July 9, 2020
Get the Post Quarantine Clarity mug.Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
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Get the Post Railed Syndrome mug.Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
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Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
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Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
Get the Plan When To Post mug.The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...
by Which lie July 9, 2016
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Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"
by Warrior Will July 22, 2012
Get the post videogame amnesia mug.After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
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