Docking Noses

When one person bends over backwards or lies down so that another person may place their nostrils on their own.

Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.

I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!

I would love to dock noses with you

Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?

by fddddddddddddddddfdddddddddddd September 27, 2017

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022

nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006

dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

tight nose

When you cringe your nose because of something smelling so bad

Jake has a tight nose because my fart was so rad.

by Jen Thomas October 6, 2016

saloon nose

A person whose alcoholic behavior and constant trips to the bar results in a bulbous nose with bursted capillaries

Mommy, look at the saloon nose and gut on that guy selling docks.

by Oceandre October 9, 2021