The true absoluteness of chaotic maths, when the numbers don’t make sense and an 80% success chance has a 99.92% chance to fail
by The Lord of the Lost October 21, 2025
Get the Coor Mathmug. Math is like the science of numbers and shapes, but it's also like the OG language of science. It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. It's like the ultimate tool for understanding the patterns and structures that we see in the world around us. So, if you're trying to unlock the secrets of the universe, you better brush up on your math skills, or you'll be lost in space like a total n00b!
"Yo, check it, math is like the OG language of science, you feel me? It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. So, if you're trying to be a boss in the science game, you better get on that math tip, or you'll be lost in the sauce like a total scrub!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
Get the Mathmug. When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia
“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”
by Meghaladon December 18, 2017
Get the Math dyslexiamug. Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
Get the DOGE Mathmug. “Girl Math”
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
Get the Math Girlmug. Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼
Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
by DJ SS January 16, 2024
Get the boobie mathmug. by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025
Get the Math Teachermug.