This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
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When you had a Mega Drive or SNES for over a year, and you knew someone who just got a Master System.
"Dave got a Sega Master System for his birthday, what a lamer!"
"Dave got a Sega Master System for his birthday, what a lamer!"
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Replicas of Star Wars lightsabers.
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Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.
Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.
Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.
Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.
"Don't worry, my friend is a bait master. When he fishes, he pulls out his master rod to bait all the master fish. Once they get baited, the master of fishing, A.K.A my friend bait master, with reel in these mastered fishes that were completely baited. Now where are we?"
"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"
"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"
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Fat master 3000: Shut the fuck up n00b. I ate 200 bowl's of that shit AND your moms pussy!
Fat guy: heart attack then dies.
Fat master 3000: Shut the fuck up n00b. I ate 200 bowl's of that shit AND your moms pussy!
Fat guy: heart attack then dies.
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