Mpreg

Dan's gay

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by Ecronite April 12, 2017

MP44

MP44 is a common misinterpretation for the STG44, an assault rifle from WW2
MP=machine pistol which is an SMG and uses pistol ammo
STG=Assault rifle which is just that, and uses rifle ammo

Possibly coined from a poor translation in a video game.

Player1:Dude I just killed you with my MP44!
Player2: your what?
Player1:My MP44...
Player2:Dude, go back to history class or read a book, its an STG44 not a MP44 get it right you troglodyte

by Irish teddy bear April 10, 2009

mph

My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.

by mrhealer May 18, 2014

mpho

The hypothetical name of a man who works with cars in a grade 9 Math textbook.

Q:If Mpho works for 12 hours and fixes one car how many hours will it take him to fix two?
A: Jesus.

by Nat October 10, 2004

MpEg

One of the least favorable terms used to describe a total backward fool.

Don't pull and Mpeg on me now.

by Slackzy December 2, 2009

mpc

(n) abbreviation for "miles per calorie," a term often used by vegetarians with a high metabolism who seek foods that are both healthy and packed with significant energy--and that stave off appetite

"That apricot-glazed tempeh and arugula sandwich was ethically delicious."

"Yeah, but its mpc sucks. We just left the restaurant and I'm already starving."

by neitzschehope September 30, 2009

mph

metriod prime hunters

i lost the mph match

by medinafunky December 14, 2008