logan

mother fukin sexy guy so much mucless and adored by all

did you see logan today

by davinki arts kill hole butt May 5, 2021

Logan

A sexy motherfucker who is usually ass at video games, is somewhat athletic, dick size is bigger then average, but is horrible at talking to girls. He’ll listen to what you have to say but if he's your close friend sometimes he’ll not give a fuck.

He can keep a secret no matter how bad he wants to spread it.

“Logan, move over there.”

by your name definition May 5, 2021

logan saville

Hey what do you call a sand castle when it’s a patriarchy and the king is a tyrant and you are just a poor shoemaker’s apprentice and you find an imposter in your soup and you go “sus” and your father is like bruh whateth you speakething abouteth dawgeth? And you like “mmm fadner it is emmmpostor and he is akling mahd suhs and I will report him to the proper authorities and through the course of law and justice he will be brought to his knees and submit to the authority of the ruling realms we abide in.” And dad is all like “Aigtheth” and so you go to do that but then uh like a tidal wave hits and then the sand castle gets destroyed so his meaningless life is washed away in the sand never to be discroved until it is decorated by an exploraior who pbuts it in a mesium and but also nevertheless however henceforth therefore alas it the one from the 3 movies but Hugh Jackman was only in the 3rd and but Ben Stiller and Theodore Rosevelt were in the them and but he finds the uh I guess I said his life was discovered I guess that was the antecedent of his and “it” so yeah okay his life comes to life because of the tablet of Akmenrah and the n Ben stable is all liek “Guh” and then the him he goes “Larry Daily of Daily’s electronics playing Zheng Stiller in the dusk and the nurseeum and the other ones, what Ware you doing here’re? And Ben Dailey is all like “guarding the night”

To be “Logan Savilled” means to be sent hurtling through the nightosphere at such a speed that both matter and anti-matter unite in such a splash of color that your very existence is perpendicular to 🐸

by UnicornaPegasus09 June 1, 2021

Logan

Logan is absolute dong material. massive horse shlong, will leave you in pain. lols

"Oh no my husband is coming over after work
"You are in big trouble if he is a Logan."

"He is."

*Man Walk's in*
"Hey Babe"
*unzips pants*

by JamesMcreil June 5, 2021

Logan’s momma

She be on at

I be on at like Logan’s momma boa

by Muhaboss June 6, 2021

Logan

So there’s this weird guy but cool his name is Logan,he likes to do weird stuff like eat little children and put more photos for his giabella shrine and he also jumps off cliffs and never dies and at night we always see Alyssa and Logan get passed and then we vibe to Gucci flip flop and I’m just like GO BESTIE YASSS QEEN’s YASSSSS and um he’s in our class and I hit him with the chancla 🩴 so um yea and HE HISSES AT ME AND ALYSSA HISSES BACK AND THEN GETS LIKE REALLY POSSED

Hey, did u see the weird Kid Logan? Yea, well, ummmm he is pretty wired and SERIOUSLY IN LOVE with this gurl named Giabella Prokop

by Alyssa&Fatima&NataliaBESTEYS June 17, 2021

Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024