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Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.
Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.
by Lithium battery flavored ass February 10, 2021
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Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss
I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.
by Mr. Park January 20, 2024
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Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
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Irish Serenade

nightly drunk yelling matches outside nearby pubs you hear from your home
I could hear the blokes last night at the pub. They were singing me an Irish Serenade.
by hatebigwords July 11, 2024
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Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.
“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”
by Irishdd September 6, 2025
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Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Irish Diesel

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel
by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024
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