Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.

That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Irish Snowglobe

A homemade snowglobe made by the Irish which is filled with Jameson Whiskey instead of water. Figurines inside the globe include leprechauns and your 83 year old drunk granddaddy.

"I recently went down to the pawn shop and bought myself an Irish Snowglobe. The Irish are quite the species!"

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021

Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.

Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.

by Lithium battery flavored ass February 10, 2021

irish fire

a light hearted term for anger. the Irish and those of Irish descent are known for being hot-tempered, although the anger is usually sudden/unexpected and short lived.

friend: holy sh*t I can't believe that guy just cut you off that could have caused a huge car accident!
me: i'm so f*cking mad get ready for this irish fire!

by wheat328 February 11, 2021

irish rat race

when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat

dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race

by redpubes44 February 12, 2021

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Irish Hello

Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.

Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.

Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard

by Scylaxu March 12, 2021