google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

Google

One of the best search engines to ever exist on the internet. Not only one of the most efficient search engines to ever exist, but Google also has so many results for what is being searched that it is impossible to actually reach the last search result available. Not only that, but Google also is reliable for helping or doing your homework and answering any questions that might come upon anyone's concern

Person 1: "Yo I can't figure out what the meaning of life is..."
Person 2: "Just Google it..."

by 7God December 23, 2016

Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

Google

A company that no one will ever understand.

Hey did you hear google made another new thing?

by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016

Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025