shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016

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God sucker

A person who devotes their entire life to their religion so badly that they don't appreciate anything outside of it. like someone following a different religion.

"Jake's Grandma is such a god sucker"

by Hamborgar December 5, 2019

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oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.

Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?

by man who is crying April 7, 2020

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Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020

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Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

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Crab God

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod

Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!

by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020

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