Flying Carpet

An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop

''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''

''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''

by Twatalie the third August 7, 2007

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Flying

The general experience given whislt completely fucked on weed.

general charateristics include looking way off into the distance, laughing then asking what the joke is, talking about irrelevent bull shit like why someones girlfriend smells like sea sand and finally watching a skate boarder ollie your head while you try to sleep. if you experience any of these symptoms you are Flying.

Wow bru i feel like an elephants penis hanging in the wind.
Or
Bru I think i just saw a cloud pullng faces at me.
Or
Wow i am flying high today

by Nick the goofter September 8, 2009

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Flying Fucker

a person that moves fast and is vary annoying.

sentence: a person runs by you and knocks you down "HEY WATCH IT YOU FLYING FUCK!"

cant think of much more

by Derek C. October 14, 2003

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fling fling

Fake bling bling.

Jim: Hey John check out my new bling bling! John: WTHthat's just a 15 dollar watch from Walmart! That's just fling fling fool!

by NtAt May 21, 2004

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flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

by Jay Young November 15, 2004

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