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Fecalfallophelia

When a guy takes a crap in a girls vagina and then double penetrates her with a butternut squash
damn boy, i want you to fecalfallophelia me tonight
by dogtr0n October 14, 2010
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fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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fecal fisherman

One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager
Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...
by Jack Of All Asses January 11, 2012
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013
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Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
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Female Throat Humping

The act of a female being humped in the throat region of the body, usually while the male is upside-down.
"Hey man, did you see that female throat humping on the dance-floor last night?"
"Nah man! I didn't see it, I was doing it!"
by inappropriatesparkles September 19, 2014
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