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English or spanish

A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
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English Language

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.
by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024
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Endlair

Endlair (noun)

Definition: A personal sanctuary or haven, both physical and emotional, where one feels completely safe, at peace, and free from external pressures or judgment. It embodies the essence of home as a refuge for the mind, body, and spirit.

Origin: Combines "end" (signifying conclusion or rest) with "lair" (a secluded resting place).
"I finally made it to my Endlair now I can recover"
by Dr. Saint G December 25, 2024
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English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair
"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"
by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025
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Englanize

Nevaeh: I don't know what the fuck this means, it's all in Q'eqchi'!

X Æ A-12: Englanize it. Then you can read it.
by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued January 20, 2025
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