Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.

Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus

by What’s up! November 22, 2024

erectify

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).

Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Erensolos

Erensolos/pillow is the peak of humanity only behind lebron he transcends the meaning of life and carries anituah and anitok on his meat if you know where im getting at in a way he is my reason for living

it can be used in ''man erensolos you werent lying!!''

by Erensolosfan274 December 18, 2024

eremanturu

Eremanturu is a name of a organisation formed by katsu eremanturu
And there are three branches of the eremanturu

The eremanturu has a huge network of intelligence

by Katsu eremanturu December 24, 2024

Erectile Refunction

what happens when you see bro in a femboy outfit when you have an erectile dysfunction

dude i just got an erectile refunction when I saw you dressed like that

by mytipischewy December 28, 2024

Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026

Erectibba

Fictional disorder I made while talking to my friends.

Erectibba is when ABBA starts playing whenever a person becomes erect. It can be literally any ABBA song and is randomized but can include repeats.

“I don’t get why Earl wants Erectibba”
“Well imagine Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie! starts playing and he’s gay”
“Ohhh”

by Sn.wa February 12, 2025