by Yea yea October 1, 2023
Get the Ear clognationmug. A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
Get the Ear Tamponmug. What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
Get the My ears, they hurt!!!mug. A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 4, 2021
Get the Look at the earsmug. To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
by PE4life January 12, 2022
Get the Pedal my earsmug. by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
Get the my ears are bleedingmug. by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018
Get the Ear thumpingmug.