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poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019
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Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018
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Fly of girls dark blue panty undies.

Which girls pee on the potty through which they wet their dark blue panty undies less, since when girls pee their unambulatory to take of their dark blue panty undies.
Esp girls under 10 will feel good of the fly of girls dark blue panty undies.
by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018
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Dark

Something that is bad eg opposite to lit
Bob: bro I got set 3 pieces of homework yesterday
Ryan: really? Man that’s so dark
by NKAW September 27, 2018
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Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018
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Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.
She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.
by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018
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Dark Thunder

Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).
Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.
by iamVill May 19, 2018
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