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Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

its abit chuck out your chintz 

your taste in household decor is old fationed and dated

good luck chuck 

a shitty movie starring shitty actors Jessica Alba and Dane Cook
Marvin: Man, Jessica Alba is hot but that Good Luck Chuck movie was one putrid, steaming pile of donkey pheces.. someone really dropped the ball on that shitfest, god damnit
Wallace: yeah eh

chuck taylors 

overpriced shoes that have your feet hurting if you do much of anything in them, break down quickly, also they have a nice bonus of making you look like a douche, esp if black high tops.
"That metric concert had the largest concentration of chuck taylors, and assholes, that i've seen in my life"
chuck taylors by Chuck D June 18, 2006
A man or woman, who frequently changes attitude and persona or any number of other social characteristics when interacting with different groups of friends or family.
"Sam was being such a chuck around Cindy yesterday, he never acts that way around us."
Chuck by AndrewPen January 10, 2009