Chucking The Stegall

The act of crying while masturbating when having online sex with a minor. Named after adult film “Chuckula’s Sexual Tears” starring infamous white supremacist pedophile Chuck Stegall.

I went downstairs and saw my roommate chucking the stegall in the living room. I immediately called the cops and he was promptly arrested for possession of CP on his laptop. I imagine he cries bigger tears in prison.

by iHateEmoKidsLikeYou April 16, 2024

Chuck

Chuck runs the 711 at the gas station. He’s your typical 40 year old guy from Nebraska. Balding, loves wearing his lucky hat, and drives a Chevy truck from 1981. Chuck is your good friend you know pretty well and is the best guy in the world to drink a couple Budweiser’s with at the bar.

“Hey Chuck. What brings you back here?”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”

by Senketsu April 17, 2019

Chuck a spacca

To act like a retard. Flailing arms, spitting, snorting, dribbling, etc. (Australian slang)

Have a crack at Davo there, he's laughing so hard he's about to chuck a spacca.

by Dj Spud March 28, 2019

Chuck Wagon

A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.

I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.

by D-Day Fosho August 26, 2019

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Chuck a stanger

To make a u turn under extream duress

Dude, you totally had too chuck a stanger to avoid that crazed Hooker.........

by Dildozermaniac October 5, 2015

Chuck

Pinapple hat

I just went to Hawaii, there was a stand sulling chucks.

by Literally fucking jesus October 1, 2018